- Assmosis: "The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss".
- Assinine: (a) : extremely or utterly foolish <an asinine excuse>
(b) : of, relating to, or resembling an ass - What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind as it hits the windshield? His ass.
- During a nuclear attack, run to a table in the basement, crawl under it, put your head between your legs, and kiss your ass goodbye.
- The President of the United States is from Texass.
- Dick Assman is from Saskatchewan and he became a celebrity on David Letterman's show.
- Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked 50 miles inland.
- An "A-Hole" is better than a "B-Hole" except when he's your boss.
- Jack Asstor's is a bar in Canada
- The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Assman (Dick Assman Is A Real Person)
http://www.jackastors.com/en/index.htm (One Of the Most Popular Bars In Canada)