Mood:
accident proneJohnny was workin at the fish plant in Carbonear, NFLD, when he
accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers.
He went to the emergency room in St. John's. The doctor looked at
Johnny and said, "Lets have da fingers and I'll see what I can do." "
Johnny said, "I haven't got da fingers." " Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers? Lord Tunderin' Jesus, its 2007. We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn't ya bring da fingers?!?"
And Johnny said, (ready for this??? Remember.. this is a Newfie) "
How da fock was i 'spose to pick dem up??"
Posted by qualteam
at 11:03 PM EST
St Johns