An 86 year old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling and the 86 year old says, "I've never felt
better. I now have a 20 year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an older friend, much like yourself, who is an avid trophy hunter and
never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver, sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?" The 86 year old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped the bullets into
that beaver." The doctor replied... "My point exactly."
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