Mood: incredulous
A truckdriver with a flat tire approached a Newfy who was hitchhiking on the road. He asked him to take some cows to a nearby zoo while he fixed the flat. He gave him a $100 to do so. The Newfy agreed and left with the cows. About an hour and a half later, he returned with the cows behind him. The truckdriver yelled at him, he was suppose to go to the zoo with the beef. The Newfy replied "I took them to zoo, but I had $50 left so I'm taking them to the movies."
Posted by qualteam
at 10:30 AM EDT