- Buy U.S. Subprime Beef. It's cheaper than you think.
- Try ABCP Toilet Paper. It's guaranteed by The Federal Reserve.
- Many U.S. mortgage officers are now in Canada working for The Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce. Their job is to shred sensitive documents.
- The biggest garage sale in U.S. history is starting now in used bank stocks and foreclosed houses.
- Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae sound like hillbilly loan officers from "The Dukes of Hazzard". Is Boss Hogg, their manager?
- Zimbabwe may run out of paper to print more money, but the Fed, definitely, will not.
- Your home may be worth...less than you think.
- "When you (i.e. loan manager) reset my mortgage, I'll reset your teeth."
- The Canadian "Trailer Park Boys" started the subprime crisis.
- Be thankful that financials are less than 5% of the Dow.
Posted by qualteam
at 10:12 PM EDT
Updated: Saturday, 19 July 2008 1:59 PM EDT
St Johns