- The Popeye Motivational Principle: "That's all I can stands. I can't stands no more."
- McDogfood: Any sandwich bought at McDonalds.
- Death: Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
- Work: A place to go after breakfast.
- Pupsqueak: The sound a yawning dog emits when it opens its mouth too wide.
- P-Spot: The area above the urinal in a public restroom that men stare at, knowing a glance in any other direction would arouse suspicion.
- Metrosexual: A gay man who would bitch-slap or hit you with his manbag if you irritated him.
- Fauxhemian: Someone who adopts the trappings of the Bohemian lifestyle without actually straying too far from the straight and narrow of social conventions.
- Little Bugger: A gay midget wrestler.
- Hell: Spending an evening with an insurance saleman.
Posted by qualteam
at 9:54 PM EST
Updated: Sunday, 17 February 2008 10:10 PM EST
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