1. What's the "Capital" of Iceland? - About 70 cents.
2. Ali Baba and the forty thieves are now Ali Baba and the thirty thieves. Ten were laid off!
3. -Q: What's the difference between America and Zimbabwe?
   A: Zimbabwe's paper money is on real paper.
4. Did you hear Goldman Sachs has a new cafeteria? - It's called the Warren buffet.
5. The recession is worse than a divorce. You lose half your savings and still have your wife.
6. -Q: What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza? A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
7. Q: With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune? A: Start off with a large one.
8. Batman and Robin are now Batman and Pedro. Batman fired Robin and hired Pedro because Pedro was willing to work twice the hours at the same rate!!
9. In Japan, the Sumo Bank has gone belly up.
10. A priest, an autoworker, and a mortgage broker were all caught in a shipwreck. Sharks were soon circling around. The sharks ate the autoworker first and the priest began to pray fervently, but to no avail, because the sharks ate him as well. The mortgage broker was getting worried when a huge shark came after him. But instead of eating him, the shark put him on its back and carried him to shore. Dumfounded, the mortgage broker asked, "How come you didn't eat me too?" The shark replied, "Professional Courtesy!"

How's the recession going in your neighbourhood, some "experts" believe that it's over already. In Canada, there are positive signs that the recesssion isn't as bad as many think.