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Thursday, 16 October 2003

Dumb Joke Of The Week
Mood:

silly
This time it goes to Scott Adams, the creator of Dilbert. In today's comic strip, Dilbert and his female friend are finding out the identity of their headless colleague through his driver's licence that says his name is "Edward Mann". "Is his middle name, Lester?" suggests Dilbert. Yes, it is. Then he must be "Ed Les Mann" asserts Dilbert. What a groaner.
More Dilbert
More Groaners
More Cartoons

Posted by qualteam at 5:13 PM EDT

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Wednesday, 15 October 2003

Quiz Time On Hotel California And The Other Stuff
Mood:

not sure
If you think that you're a expert on the subject of Hotel California/Area 53 webpages, please take this test. If you're not that cocky, try this one that's a whole lot easier.
If you feel there's still something left, that you can comment on, then do our Hotel California poll.

Life is hard. Death is even harder. One has to start somewhere. Good luck.

Posted by qualteam at 10:47 PM EDT

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Tuesday, 14 October 2003

The Ontario Police Blitz On 1,500 Driving Turkeys
Mood:

energetic
Ontario police officers have written about 1,500 tickets so far during Operation Impact, a four-day blitz targeting seatbelt infractions, speeders and aggressive drivers. There has been no shortage of turkeys on Ontario highways this Thanksgiving weekend.

"One guy claimed he couldn't wear his seatbelt because he had just been to the dentist," police Sgt. Cam Woolley said last night .

Also, a 41-year-old Oakville man in a mini-van told officers he was such a good driver he didn't need to wear a seatbelt.

"He tried to convince the officer that his superior driving skills negated the need for a seatbelt," Woolley said. "He claimed he could predict and avoid any dangerous situation."

FEAR OF WIFE

Of course, the officer didn't buy it.

"She went back to her cruiser and was writing the man a ticket when a truck driver came around the corner and sideswiped the van," Woolley said.

"Nobody was hurt, but it certainly disproved the man's theory."

A Barrie man, 29, pleaded with an officer not to let his wife hear he had been caught driving his minivan on Hwy. 407 at 150 km/h with two toddlers in the back.

"He wasn't worried about the $350 ticket or the five demerit points. He was more worried that his wife would find out," Woolley said.

The Ontario police have reported no serious collisions on the 400-series highways in the Toronto area since the blitz began.

Posted by qualteam at 6:52 PM EDT

Updated: Tuesday, 14 October 2003 6:58 PM EDT

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Monday, 13 October 2003

National Friendship Week
Hug a friend today:

Many people will walk in and out of your life.
But only true friends will leave footprints in
your heart.
To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.
Anger is only one letter short of danger.
If someone betrays you once, it is his fault;
If he betrays you twice, it is your fault.

Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.

He, who loses money, loses much;
He, who loses a friend, loses much more;
He, who loses faith, loses all.

Beautiful people are accidents of God.

Learn from the mistakes of others.
You can't live long enough to make them all
yourself.

Friends, you and me ....
You brought another friend .................
And then there were 3 ....
We started our group ....
Our circle of friends ....
There is no beginning or end ...

Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is mystery.
Today is a gift.

Show your friends how much you care ....
Send this message to everyone you consider a FRIEND. If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of friends.

Posted by qualteam at 10:37 AM EDT

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Sunday, 12 October 2003

Movie Review 49: Cats And Dogs
The "War Between Cats and Dogs" becomes a special effects bonanza in this James Bond parody. Sometimes it works, and sometimes it doesn't. Characters are still the basic good guy, bad guy stereotypes. Enjoyable for those ten and under, but too stupid for those older. Two and a half stars.

More Reviews On Cats And Dogs

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Saturday, 11 October 2003

Movie Review 48: Christmas Eve
Mood:

happy
I only discovered this buried treasure last night.
A wealthy older woman orchestrates a final holiday get-together with her adult grandchildren and estranged son. Although over 70, this is one of the finest roles that I've seen Loretta Young in. Looks beautiful even in the golden years. Have lots of kleenex handy. None of the major characters die, but the ending is very moving. Three and a half stars.

More On Loretta Young

Posted by qualteam at 10:50 AM EDT

Updated: Saturday, 11 October 2003 10:55 AM EDT

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Friday, 10 October 2003

Working At The Toronto Exchange Office
Mood:

accident prone
EXPLOSIVES IN THE MAIL

Customs finds rocket launcher, grenades(Toronto Sun Article)

A rocket launcher capable of shooting down an aircraft was among 14 caches of weapons seized entering the country through a Mississauga postal plant(WLPP, TEO). The explosive weapons, which include grenades, shell casings and munitions, were among 14 shipments intercepted between Apr/2001 and Mar/2003, Customs said yesterday.
The German-made rocket launcher, which is designed to be fired from the shoulder and can be outfitted with heat-seeking missiles, was seized at the Gateway Postal Facility in Aug/2001, the agency revealed in a hazardous mail report to employees.
Customs said the weapon arrived by aircraft from Germany and was desined for Quebec. The names of the importer and exporter of the weapons wasn't released.
Officers said the Mississaga plant was evacuted when the weapon was found in a wooden crate. Peel police destroyed it.
Customs spokesman John McCormack refused to comment on the seizures yesterday.
Emerson Waugh, of the Customs Excise Union, said the weapons pose concerns for both national security and the health and safety of officers, who have to open and inspect incoming packages and crates.
"A lot of people like Custom's and postal workers can be injured if one explodes," Waugh said. "This shows the vulnerability that now exists."
Even though most of the weapons have their explosives and firing pins removed, officers said they still contain trace amounts of primers or detonation devices that can explode on aircraft.

More On David Barron's Day Job

Posted by qualteam at 6:27 PM EDT

Updated: Friday, 10 October 2003 7:08 PM EDT

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Thursday, 9 October 2003

Website Record For Pageviews
Yesterday, our webpages at Tripod registered a new record in pageviews(948). Leading the way was the "Angel At Hotel California" site with 40 unique visitors(another record)during a 24 hour period. This page is usually reached through web searches on the term "Hotel California" It ranks ninth on Goggle's "HC Search List".

I would like to thank the many visitors that have returned to our websites more than once.

The Angel At Hotel California

Posted by qualteam at 10:41 PM EDT

Updated: Thursday, 9 October 2003 11:00 PM EDT

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Wednesday, 8 October 2003

The Winds Of Change
Mood:

chatty
Both Premier-elect, Dalton McGuinty, and Governor-elect, Arnold Schwarzenegger, have inherited large fiscal problems from previous administrations. Both have large deficits, $10 billion in California and $4 billion in Ontario. If they want advice on how to lower their deficits, they should contact the next Prime Minister of Canada, the former Finance Minister, Paul Martin.(He handled one of the largest deficits in the G-8.)

Who is up to the challenge and who isn't should be evident over the next year.
Is This Arnold Schwarzenegger's Greatest Role?
The New Premier Of Ontario, Dalton McGuinty
The Next Prime Minister Of Canada

Posted by qualteam at 9:54 PM EDT

Updated: Wednesday, 8 October 2003 10:02 PM EDT

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Tuesday, 7 October 2003

TV's Top Ten Game Shows
Mood:

vegas lucky
Without a doubt, game shows have an enduring appeal. I'm a bit of trivia addict myself. I love to play NTN when I go to a bar. Sometimes I win, but often I lose to addicts who know the answers better and faster than I do. My top TV game shows of all time are:
1. Wheel Of Fortune 2. Jeopardy 3. Want To Be A Millionaire? 4. The Price Is Right 5. Family Feud 6. The Weakest Link 7. Front Page Challenge 8. Lets Make A Deal 9. Concentration 10. Reach For The Top

What are your choices? Drop me a line and tell me about them.

Posted by qualteam at 8:51 PM EDT

Updated: Tuesday, 7 October 2003 8:57 PM EDT

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