1. Q: Why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
2. Q: While visiting China, your tour guide
starts shouting "Poo!Poo!Poo!". What does
it mean???
A: Cattle crossing.
3. Q: Back in the old days, when great grandpa put
horseradish on his head, what was he trying
do?
A: Get it in his mouth.
4. Q: Do female frogs croak?
A: If you hold their little heads under water
long enough.
5. Q: Ladies, if you meet a stranger at a party
and you think he's attractive, is it okay
to come out and ask him if he's married?
A: No, wait until morning.
6. Q: It is considered bad taste to discuss two
subjects at nudist camps. One is politics.
What's the other?
A: Tape measures
7. Q: Which of your five senses tends to diminish
as you get older?
A: The sense of decency.
8. Q: Can boys join the CampFireGirls?
A: Only after lights out.
9. Q: Ladies, in bowling, what's a perfect score?
A: Ralph, the pool...er pin boy.
10.Q: According to surveys, what two things you
should never do in bed?
A: Point and laugh.
The Zen Happy Funnies
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