10)In your sleep, wearing your superman jammies.
9)A paper cut in a very sensitive place.
8)Getting hit by a car...while streaking on the freeway.
7)Heart attack while line dancing.
6)During sex...with a farm animal.
5)Getting hit by a car..while wearing your "Michael Jackson" Halloween costume.
4)Heart attack while simulating the move and wearing the clothes that your favorite professional wrestler did.
3)In your sleep, in your favorite chair with a Pee Wee Herman movie in the VCR.
2)At your computer while visiting a webpage other than THE BARRON BLOG!
1)In a fire, caused by a shortage in "The Clapper"