The above saying comes from the movie "Rounders" starring Matt Damon. If you want to know some good tactics and strategies about playing poker, this would be a good place to start.
I practice a lot playing cheap poker games (under $2 dollars) at www.pokerstars.com. This is where I discovered the top ten buttons above the players' nicknames. Despite all the badbeats and insults at the poker tables, these buttons and sayings remind you that poker first and foremost should be fun:
- "Save The Drama For Your Mama" If you're a cry baby tell your mother, not other poker players. Good advice.
- "Donk of Donks" This guy would be a super donkey or fish. Well phrased. You should be able to make his money your money.
- "Sir Trap A Lot" This is a player who sits in the weeds and disguises the power of his hand. Watch out for him.
- "Newfoundhand" This is a player from Newfoundland. If you don't know where it is, find it on Google maps.
- "Sw33tNutz" I don't know if this guy is talking about an unbeatable poker hand or a part of his anatomy.
- "Puke KO Queen" This is probably a gay guy or a woman who drinks a lot while playing online poker.
- "Limp Chimp" This is a person who just calls the blinds rather than raising. He might also make weird sounds when playing like Cheetah, Tarzan's chimp.
- "Fish 0" This is a guy without much confidence in his poker playing ability.
- "Keep Calm And Bluff" This is obviously a guy who wears sunglasses when he plays poker.
- "Toilet Police" These cops make sure people flush the toilet after using it. The guy who uses this button/badge probably plays lots of crappy hands.
Posted by qualteam
at 9:58 PM EDT
Updated: Thursday, 17 July 2014 11:00 AM EDT