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Master R Sole's Journey To His Inner Self

Many years ago, Master R Sole graduated from Flamingo University at Pepsi Cola Florida with a BS degree in Phrenology and Scatology. Although he was paid quite well in his professional practice, it wasn't spiritually fulfilling.


The Cod Master's Mentors

Today, our master gives these lessons to all who are seeking to find the basic idiot in themselves.

Alien Encounters

RSole's Spiritual Mentor Returns To Earth

I mean you dude.

Fortunately, some wise aliens abucted him from a turkish steambath and then returned him back to his home town in Bare Rear-End, Newfoundland. Sadly, he remembered nothing about the experience except for the Zen-Cod lessons(Zen-Cod is the mystical art of seeing the ridiculousness in serious philosophical ideas).

Below is Master RSole's latest Zen quiz. If you answer all the questions right, you'll win an alien made T-shirt.

The Gehenna Funhouse

Take The New Masterplayer's Quiz!