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1. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.
2. Some days you're the bug, some days
you're the windshield.
3. It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper,
that's the time to do it.
4. It may be that your sole purpose in life is to simply serve as a warning to others.
5.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away
and you have their shoes.
6. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Never test the water with both
feet.
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
10.Don't squat with your spurs on.
11.If you
drink, don't park; accidents cause people.
12.Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for
I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either; just #$%& off and leave me alone.
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