THE ZEN HAPPY PAGES
OUR CHURCH
Our church is a teleportation center that sends believers to some weird hotel in Arizona.
Our church not only calls the faithful to assemble, but it also functions as a lighthouse so that ships don't get wrecked on the rocks nearby.
Are you ready for the Zen Happy Quiz?
The Webmaster's Notes
A person with a rock in his head and a roll in his mouth will be dashed by the waves of life.
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