According to a secret government report(i.e. Area 53), the most dangerous
cult on earth has moved its headquarter to a luxury hotel in the Painted Desert.
Five NASA agents were sent in to investigate this cult's activities,
but none returned. Apparently, they just disappeared near an old ghost town nearby.
The case is closed until we find some volunteers who are willing to
risk their life inquiring into these and other baffling disappearances.
If you want to volunteer, e-mail us for the complete 102-page report
on this problem. The address is on the next page.
David Barron, an escapee from Hotel California, wrote this report
with the help of his wife, Irene.