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Monday, 29 March 2004

Salvation Part 2: The Mystical Password
When the Bible communicates the idea "that there is no other name(i.e. Jesus Christ)under Heaven given by which we must be saved," my mind immediately brings up a computer password that either allows or disallows an entrance to a software program. This includes "saving" a file or a picture.

Obviously, computer technology in the 1st century was completely non-existent. However, if a lifetime was going to be "saved" as a high tech computer file, it might need a password like "Jesus Christ". Impossible to understand before 1940, but easier since then. All memories, emotions, abilities and personality traits could be preserved this way by an advanced civilization.

The Father of all living computers could be connected to using the correct password. What do you think?

A Fundamentalist View Of This Subject

Posted by qualteam at 10:49 PM EST

Updated: Monday, 29 March 2004 10:56 PM EST

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Sunday, 28 March 2004

The Best Life Insurance
A couple was thinking of putting a life insurance policy on their unborn child who wasn't even conceived yet. They consulted three brokers for the best deal. The first one, an agnostic agent, said that he had a great plan "from birth to death". The second broker(A Jewish man)emphasized that his company covered "from the womb to the tomb." The third person, a Christian, said that he had an insurance policy from erection to resurrection.
Christian Humor

Posted by qualteam at 9:18 PM EST

Updated: Sunday, 28 March 2004 9:29 PM EST

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Friday, 26 March 2004

A 21st Century View Of Basic Salvation
Christian fundamentalists often point to the passage in John's gospel which indicates that a person needs "to be born again". "He that is born of flesh is flesh. He that is born of spirit is spirit."

Being born in the flesh is the entrance point to this world. Being born in the spirit is the entrance point to "The Kingdom Of God". The Brotherhood of Christ is a spiritual organization. Spirits unite with other spirits to share experiences and help lost souls get found. "As it was in the beginning, is now, and evermore shall be, world without end."

More Thoughts "On Getting Saved"
Afterlife Knowledge
Near Death Experiences

Posted by qualteam at 6:42 PM EST

Updated: Friday, 26 March 2004 11:54 PM EST

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Thursday, 25 March 2004

Signs Of Being A Normal Grown Up Person
Mood: don't ask
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Burger King closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach.
19. If you're a woman, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of Sherry is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.

Then you forward it to a bunch of old pals & friends 'cause you know they enjoy it & do the same! Happy retirement, baby.

Posted by qualteam at 11:08 PM EST

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Wednesday, 24 March 2004

We Finished Renovating Our Bathroom
Mood: a-ok
Over the last two weeks, my step son and a handy man have been working to provide us with a decent bathroom(new tub, shower, fan, lighting and ceramic tiles on the floor, wall and ceilings). We managed to get all of this done rather economically, $3000.00 for materials and labour. The clean up hat is mine so I'll be doing that over the next couple of days.

Posted by qualteam at 9:42 PM EST

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Tuesday, 23 March 2004

Religious Freedom
One of our basic Human Rights is "Religious Freedom". However, for most of man's history, one religious group or another has been dictating how a believer should act and think.

Fortunately, the freedom of the internet allows anyone to examine the beliefs of any church or individual. No one has to be in the mental prison imposed by an authoritarian(know-it-all)religious zealot.

Over the last three weeks, I have used my religious freedom and insight to communicate my New Age Christian views in this blog.

If you want to tell me your revelations/mystical experiences on Christ, heaven, hell, past lives, aliens or anything else, feel free to send a message to DBARROC383@rogers.com.

Spiritual Freedom To Learn And Find Out

Posted by qualteam at 10:45 PM EST

Updated: Tuesday, 23 March 2004 10:50 PM EST

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Monday, 22 March 2004

Interesting Kinds Of Hells
As predicted, "Dawn Of The Dead" is number one at the box office this week. Obviously, zombies in a shopping mall is an interesting type of hell, but there are some other fascinating hells below for the adventurous soul:

1. The Garbage World(which is full of ugly ETs) 2. The Planet Marcab(full of Nazi-like aliens)3. The "Black Hole Civilization"(at the center of earth)
4. The Ice Planet(cold as hell so why would you go there?) 5. The Grave Robbing Planet(some habits are hard to break) 6. The Gehenna Funhouse(a place where you can fight any demonic evil imaginable)
If you have an unusual and scary hell of your own, feel free to communicate it to me. Maybe we can make a movie out of it.

Posted by qualteam at 10:41 PM EST

Updated: Monday, 22 March 2004 10:45 PM EST

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Sunday, 21 March 2004

Friendship Prayer
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
Fun Political Cartoons

Posted by qualteam at 9:21 PM EST

Updated: Sunday, 21 March 2004 9:50 PM EST

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Friday, 19 March 2004

Movie Review 65: The Original
In this version, zombies had a tendency to hang around shopping malls("Shop Till You Drop?") and look for fast food of the human variety.

Lots of fun ways were used to kill these undead buggers.

Sometimes scary, sometimes funny, sometimes stupid.
Three stars. It's highly likely this movie will be number one at the boxoffice over the weekend.
Old Dawn Of The Dead
New Dawn Of The Dead

Posted by qualteam at 7:52 PM EST

Updated: Wednesday, 7 April 2004 5:48 PM EDT

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Thursday, 18 March 2004

The Sequel To "The Passion Of The Christ"
Here are two suggestions that I could write a screenplay for:
1. "Jesus Returns To The Q Continuum"
2. "Triumph Of The Jedi Master"

If you're following my series of blog entries on this subject, you'll know where I'm coming from. Anyone who is capable of "Quantum Leaping" can certainly change his environment to the film realities of the 21st century.

Such a sequel might be the largest grossing movie of all time. Do you think it will ever come to be?
Give me some feedback on this issue.

Star Trek's "Q"
The Star War's Saga
Dictionary Definition Of Quantum Leap

Posted by qualteam at 5:25 PM EST

Updated: Friday, 19 March 2004 8:00 PM EST

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