Religious Joke Of The Week
A man died and went to heaven, as he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks ? ". St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has one, every time you lie the hands on your clock move." "Oh," said the man. "Whose clock is that one?" "That's Nelson Mandela's. The hands have seldom moved", said St. Peter. "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's (Put your "favourite" politician/lawyer's name here) clock?" asked the man.
"(Politician's/lawyer's name)clock is in Jesus' office," said St. Peter.
"He's using it as a ceiling fan. He's got a big office with lots of ceiling fans."
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Updated: Tuesday, 29 June 2004 11:16 PM EDT