Jesus and Bill Gates decided one day to see who was the best computer programmer. So they decided to have a timed contest with Donald Trump as the referee. They had one day to come up with a killer app. They both got to work and were coding at a furious pace. In the last five minutes they were nearly done when--POOF!--there's a power surge, and both computers lose power. Gates panics, and sure enough, when the computer comes back up, there's no sign of his code. But Jesus manages to compile and run his program at the last possible moment. Gates is furious and screams, "He cheated! How could he possibly have done that?!?" Trump smiles and says..."Jesus saves, and you're fired."
A Different Superman