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My name is "Day Job".

At this time, I'm not able to support myself through my creative efforts, so by necessity, I have to have a day job and this is it:

Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs were.
 
The first man, an engineer, had a dog named "T-Square." the second man, an accountant, had a dog named "Slide Rule". the third man, a chemist, had a dog called "Measure". The fourth person was simply a male postie with a dog. He did not tell the others who he was, or the dog's name.
 
To show off, the engineer called to his dog. "T-Square do your stuff.". T-Square trotted over to a desk took some paper and a pen, then promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle.
 
Everyone agreed that this was pretty good, but the accountant said that his dog could do better.
 
He called his dog and said, "Slide Rule, do your thing." Slide Rule went into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each.
 
Everyone agreed that this was very good, but the chemist said that his dog could do better.
 
He called his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure bounced up and ran over to the fridge and took out a quart of milk, got a 10-ounce glass from the cupboard and poured in exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop.
 
Everyone agreed that this was an excellent trick from a very intelligent dog.
 
They then turned to the postie, a CUPW member(This term is explained below.) and said, "What does your dog do?"
 
The CUPW brother stood up and called his dog. "Day Job, show them how it's done." Day job hopped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, shit on the paper and fucked the other 3 dogs. He then claimed he'd injured his back while doing so, filed a grievence on the incident, put in a claim for Worker's Compensation and went home on sick leave.
 
Which dog was the best? The one with day job security.
 
 
 
 

P.S. with B.S: CUPW is short for Canadian Union of Postal Workers. It also means some babe with big hooters.

Brother Dave Barron On The Job
The man without a neck.
They used to call him preacher in the old days.

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