Good Stuff In My E-Mail Box
Most of the mail I receive is just crap or spam or whatever you want to call it.
Some of it is great stuff sent to me by family or friends. Here's sample of these gems:
Why did my wife leave me?
My wife left me, I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer.
I was not a big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends.
Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup. I
said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
I don't think she'll be back.
Posted by qualteam
at 10:13 PM EST
Updated: Wednesday, 5 April 2006 2:22 PM EDT