Q. What's the best thing to put into a Christmas pudding? A. Your teeth
Q. Who is never hungry at Christmas dinner? A. The turkey, he's stuffed.
Q. What was the answer to "Mom, can I have a budgie for Chrismas?" A. "No, you'll have a turkey like everyone else."
Q. What did the big Christmas cracker say to the little Christmas cracker? A. My pop is bigger than yours.
Q. What does Dracula put on his Christmas turkey? A. Grave--y
Q. How do you make Santa Claus Stew? A. Keep him waiting all day.
Q. Why didn't the Christmas turkey taste good? A. It was "foul."
Q. Which of Santa's reindeer also works on Christmas Day? A. Cupid
Q. How did Santa get two black eyes at Christmas dinner. A. Someone gave him a couple of punches.
Q. Why didn't Santa's reindeer eat Christmas dinner. A. He ate it all himself that why he's fat.
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