We all put our foot in our mouth, but here are some doozies.
To A Cub Scout:
"Have you ever been to sea, Billy?"
To A Teacher:
"I have two brains. One is lost and the other one is looking for it."
To A Mother-In-Law:
"If my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backward."
To A Girlfriend:
"You're suffering from clap of the yap."
Do you have any of your own?
Jokes You Wouldn't Tell At Parties
Posted by qualteam
at 10:41 PM EDT
Updated: Sunday, 13 June 2004 10:59 PM EDT
St Johns