Created in 2003 by the chinese messiah Daniel Poon, Mega-Mythology's principles were first outlined in the self-help paperback called "YIN AND YANG MADE VERY EASY.":The New Dream Of Modern Mental Imagination.
Mega-Mythology's central belief, that any imaginary construct can be incorporated into the church's ever-growing set of official doctrines, continues to gain popularity. Believers in Santa Claus, his elves, or the Tooth Fairy are permitted—even encouraged—to view them as deities. Even corporate mascots like Kool-Aid Man and Davey Cricket are valid objects of mega mythological consideration.
"My personal savior is Batman," said Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Greg Jurgenson. "My wife chooses to follow the teachings of the Gilmore Girls. Of course, we are still beginners. Some advanced-level Mega-Mythologists have total knowledge of every lifetime they have ever lived for the last 15 million years."
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